Yet another cycling skill that has been lost over the years (Same here)

Michelle Obama said uh to her husband and Barack that there hasn't been one moment where I thought where I've thought about quitting my man. And Barack replied, "Same here.” —Greg Gutfeld

Stevie Wonder denied rumors that he's not really blind. True. The guy had nine kids with five different women and he thought he was being faithful. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The meanest thing he’s ever said up till now (It's about keeping those ants in line)

January 2022

“The Democrats voting rights legislation, is mired by a GOP filibuster in the Senate. The chamber’s Democrats plan to press ahead this week with an effort to pass the legislation, even though it appears, according to the New York Times, ‘all but dead’.

 Come on, guys, don’t give up the fight! Do not get discouraged – in the Senate, there are a lot of things that appear all but dead, (cut to a photo of Mitch McConnell, Chuck Grassley and other elderly senators.) Democrats plan to push ahead with a vote anyway to put on record who’s for and against voting rights. 

That’s right, because once you know which politicians are keeping you from being able to vote, you can vote them out – and, I see the problem. That’s a toughie. The GOP filibuster of critical voting rights protection has drawn the ire of even musician Stevie Wonder, who this week released a scathing YouTube video calling on Republicans senators to ‘cut the bull-tish.’ 

I want to thank Stevie Wonder for standing up for democracy and swearing in a way I can air on my CBS television show. You, sir, are one bad mother-trucker. Senators, you know how hard it is to make Stevie Wonder that angry? The meanest thing he’s ever said up till now is ‘you’re just my part-time lover.’” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry  

 

Ugh, I get it lady, you’re my type (she apologized for her previous remarks)

February 2021

Marjorie Taylor Greene who looks like the mugshot of a former child star has supported conspiracy theories about 9/11, school shootings, the Deep State and Jewish people. Ugh, I get it lady, you’re my type. —Michael Che

I’m kidding. Anybody who believes those crazy conspiracies has to be as blind as Stevie Wonder is pretending to be. —Michael Che

Greene apologized for her previous remarks saying 9/11 absolutely happened. And to honor that day Greene plans to hijack and crash the republican party. —Michael Che

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Israel introduced its newest defense weapon: paper (Plus One and That's It)

"During a trip next month, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says he's planning to throw a rock at Israel. And today, Israel introduced its newest defense weapon: paper." –Jimmy Fallon

"After a lot of speculation, the Chinese government has decided not to change its one-child policy next year. In a related story, China just renewed its most popular show, 'Jon & Kate Plus One and That's It.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"In a new interview with Rolling Stone magazine, President Obama said he has Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, and the Rolling Stones on his iPod. Unfortunately, the question was 'Do you have a plan to fix the economy?'" –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Hillary practicing her “surprised” face (or as Shaq calls them...)

Happy birthday to Hillary Clinton, who turned 69 years old today — while Donald Trump said, “The media is reporting that today is Hillary’s birthday, but a lot of people are telling me that it’s actually MY birthday. Rigged!” –Jimmy Fallon

Hillary’s press secretary posted a photo on Twitter of the staff surprising Hillary with a cake for her birthday. It was really fun — you could hardly tell that Hillary had spent two hours practicing her “surprised” face. –Jimmy Fallon

Hillary went to a fundraiser here in New York City that was attended by Stevie Wonder. And even Stevie was like, “Let me guess — loud pantsuit?” –Jimmy Fallon

It was announced that Shaquille O’Neal is now the owner of a Krispy Kreme Doughnuts franchise in downtown Atlanta. They serve all kinds of doughnuts, or as Shaq calls them, “frosted Cheerios.” –Jimmy Fallon

Limbaugh accuses Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his Parkinson's disease symptoms

"Halloween is tomorrow. Of course, that's when little kids come to your house looking for candy. Or as Congressman Mark Foley calls it, 'speed dating.'" --Jay Leno

"You want to scare Hillary Clinton tomorrow night? Here's what you do -- knock on her door dressed as Barack Obama and yell, 'I'm running.'" --Jay Leno

"Nevada gubernatorial candidate Jim Gibbons has been accused of trying to fondle a single mom in a parking garage after a night of heavy drinking. Now they're saying, to win, he has to give the speech of his life. And that's just to Mrs. Gibbons." --Jay Leno

"Rush Limbaugh recently upset a lot of people because he accused Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his Parkinson's disease symptoms for political reasons. Then Limbaugh accused Stevie Wonder exaggerating his blindness for free sunglasses." --Conan O'Brien

Do you know how many carpenters named Jesus I have working for me?

I saw that Pope Francis scolded a crowd in Mexico this week after people excited to touch him accidentally made him fall. Even the devil was like, "Oh you all messed up now." –Jimmy Fallon

When asked about Donald Trump, Pope Francis said that people who build walls are not Christians. And Donald said, "Of course I'm a Christian. Do you know how many carpenters named Jesus I have working for me?" –Jimmy Fallon

During a CNN town hall last night, Ted Cruz was talking about how much he likes singing and even treated the crowd to a little Stevie Wonder. Stevie Wonder was like, "Even I know that dude is white." –Jimmy Fallon