"Speaking in a recent
interview, Vice President Dick Cheney said he thinks Hillary Clinton has what
it takes to be president. Of course, he says the same thing about George
Bush." --Jay Leno
"It said in the paper
today that President Bush is now only campaigning in friendly territory. Where
would that be -- just around the ranch in Crawford?." --Jay Leno
"Election
irregularities are particularly acute here in Ohio. Two years ago, voting was
marked by long lines and insufficient voting booths in many neighborhoods --
oddly enough, mostly minority neighborhoods. Many blame the fiercely pro-Bush
Kenneth Blackwell, who oversaw the elections as Ohio's Secretary of State. Who
is Kenneth Blackwell? Think of him as a more do-able Katherine Harris."
--Jon Stewart
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