He was always ready for a woman in the Oval Office (My Pet Goat)

"Hillary Clinton said today that she hopes American is ready for a woman in the Oval Office. See, that was the great thing about her husband, Bill. He was always ready for a woman in the Oval Office." --Jay Leno

"Here's a good reason to stay in school. The president was in Salt Lake City yesterday speaking about the War on Terror, while simultaneously fighting his own personal battle with the English language [on screen: Bush mispronouncing 'totalitarian']. You think when he sees Jessica Simpson screw up a word, he laughs or feels sorry for her?" --Jimmy Kimmel

"Did you hear about the president this week? He said so far this year, he's read 60 books. Wow, George Bush, who couldn't finish 'My Pet Goat'?" --Bill Maher