"Of course, President
Bush came to the hurricane this week. He went back to New Orleans to try and
put lipstick on that pig. Not easy because a third of the trash there still has
not been picked up. And that's just the white trash. Some of this garbage is
piled up so high you can barely see the 'Mission Accomplished' banner."
--Bill Maher
"Karl Rove's new
talking point for the Republicans is that the terrorists are like the Nazis,
and anyone against the Iraq War is like the appeasers before World War II. If
that doesn't work they're going to use Bush's analogy, where bin Laden is a
Klingon and he's Captain Kirk." --Bill Maher
"Good news -- the
price of gasoline continues to fall. It's dropped 15 cents over the last two
weeks. Gas prices have dropped so much that Dick Cheney was put on suicide
watch." --Jay Leno
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