"Bush kind of blew
it. He described his reading list to Brian Williams during the interview as
'epileptic.' I think he was trying for 'eclectic.' What happened? He was doing
so well on the Ritalin." --Bill Maher
"Apparently, Bush got
into a reading contest with Karl Rove -- who by the way lost 22 pounds so far
this year. He said the midterm elections are coming up and he needs to get down
to his smearing weight." --Bill Maher
"NBC anchor Brian
Williams interviewed President Bush. He asked him about his poll numbers and
President Bush said, 'The key for me is to keep expectations low.' I think you
can accurately say, 'Mission Accomplished.'" --Jay Leno
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