"As soon as the
news broke, Mark Foley checked himself into an alcohol treatment facility. Alcohol
is an amazing thing. It turns completely normal politicians into perverts, and
completely normal actors into anti-Semites." --Jimmy Kimmel
"But in fairness to
the Republicans, let me just throw this out -- who invented the Internet?
That's right -- Al Gore, a Democrat. If it wasn't for him, none of this would
have happened. Run with it Fox News." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Mark Foley's in
rehab, which means it only happened because he was drinking. We've all done it
folks -- drunk dialing. It's just that in Foley's case, it was drunk texting erotic
messages to underage pages about masturbation." --Stephen Colbert
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