"It's simple. You
drink, you forget things -- especially things that could endanger minors. And I
know people are wondering why Condoleezza Rice can't remember a July 2001
meeting with George Tenet where he warned her an al Qaeda attack was likely,
even though White House records prove the meeting happened. She probably just
blacked out. She was playing a drinking game. Every time you hear George Tenet
say 'imminent,' you take a shot." --Stephen Colbert
"We're covering a
story about a certain congressman. Let's call him. Representative Mark Foley,
Republican of Florida. He spent most of his career protecting children from
Internet stalkers. Turns out he was doing it so he could have them all to
himself." --Jon Stewart
"The number one movie
this week is 'Open Season,' about young male pages working for Congress."
--Jay Leno
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