he wasn't too drunk to type in the right e-mail address (soft on terror)

"Mark Foley's attorney is now blaming the whole thing on alcohol. Apparently, he wasn't too drunk to type in the right e-mail address though." --Jay Leno

"Congressmen are now on their five-week break. Did you know they were off? No, you don't even know when they're working. Anyway, they have five weeks to campaign for their upcoming elections. You know, they're traveling around the country talking about the most dangerous threats to our country -- flag-burning and gay marriage." --Jay Leno

"You know what's really the most damaging? ABC is reporting that Mark Foley interrupted a vote on the House floor to have online phone sex with a 16-year-old student. Say what you want about Bill Clinton. He could sit at his desk, have sex and work at the same time. He was a multi-tasker." --Jay Leno

"Florida Congressman Mark Foley resigned over the weekend after ABC News uncovered sexually explicit e-mails and instant messages he sent to a 16-year-old congressional page. Apparently, he had text message phone sex with a boy during a vote on funding for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. No one can say he's soft on terror, I'll tell you that much." --Jimmy Kimmel