"Tough
choices on TV last night. I couldn't decide whether to watch 'Dancing With The
Stars' or toe-tapping with Senator Larry Craig. Matt Lauer had his big interview with Senator
Craig last night. At first, they had a lot of sound problems. You always get
those echoes from the bathroom." --Jay Leno
"A
baker in Austria is in trouble for making his employees pay for the time they
spend in the bathroom. This guy will record their bathroom breaks and then
deduct the money from their pay. Can you imagine that? That's got to be Senator
Craig's worst nightmare." --Jay Leno
"At
the end of this month, the city of Vienna, Austria, will be holding a divorce
fair where people can get information on how to get a divorce. I believe the
keynote speaker will be Rudy
Giuliani, followed by a
concert by Paul McCartney" --Jay Leno
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