Today,
President Bush had a historic meeting with the Dalai Lama. There was an awkward
moment when Bush saw what the Dalai Lama was wearing and said, 'Don't tell me
they lost your luggage.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Experts
were worried about China's reaction to President
Bush's meeting with the
Dalai Lama, but Bush says he doesn't think the meeting will damage our
relationship with China. Then Bush said, 'But this might,' and took a huge bite
out of a panda bear sandwich." --Conan O'Brien
"Senator
Larry Craig was interviewed by Matt Lauer this week, and Craig said that he's a
victim of gladiator politics. Then Craig said, 'And trust me, no one's watched
more gladiator movies than I have" --Conan O'Brien
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