"President Clinton
lost his temper in an interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News this past
Sunday. I like Bill Clinton, but if he can't be pleasant and polite, I don't
think he's gonna be the kind of first lady Hillary's going to need." --Jay
Leno
"Big problems for
California U.S. Senate candidate Dick Mountjoy. He says he was on the
Battleship Missouri in the Korean War. Turns out he wasn't. No one on the ship
can remember him being there. And believe me, when your name is Dick Mountjoy,
people are gonna remember you being there." --Jay Leno
"This Sunday, the New
Orleans Saints, with running back Reggie Bush, will play their first home game
since Hurricane Katrina in the Superdome against the Falcons. It will also be
the first time in recent memory the people of New Orleans be will cheering
someone named Bush." --Jay Leno
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