"I think it's
important to note that nobody hates the troops more than decorated war hero
John Kerry. We're all very, very lucky that we have draft-dodgers like George
Bush and Dick Cheney to point that out to us." --Jimmy Kimmel
"President Bush
warned Democrats not to celebrate too early. This is from the guy who put up
the 'Mission Accomplished' sign three years ago." --Jay Leno
"Illinois Senator
Barack Obama, who is considering running for president in 2008, has attributed
his past use of drugs to youthful confusion. He said teenage boys are
frequently confused. Now when he heard that, Congressman Mark Foley said,
'Confused teenage boys? Where?'." --Jay Leno
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