"Al Qaeda has
released another video. This is rather strange. It features a 28-year-old
American named Adam Pearlman from Orange County, California. Who is in al
Qaeda? How crazy is that? Finally, an American takes a job away from somebody
overseas, and it's in al Qaeda." --Jay Leno
"Have you seen the
video? The guy's wearing a white robe and a white turban, and he's demanding
that all Americans convert to Islam. That shows you how backwards al Qaeda is
right there. I mean, who wears white after Labor Day?." --Jay Leno
"Next week Katie
Couric begins as the anchor of the 'CBS Evening News.' Katie is the first solo
female anchor. Pretty good if you don't count the two years Tom Brokaw worked
in a skirt and heels." --David Letterman
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