"Of course, President
Bush is in town, as well. Earlier today at the public library, President Bush
and the First Lady gave a speech on literacy. Apparently, she was for it and he
was against it." --Conan O'Brien
"General Colin Powell
shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's
policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt the moral basis of our
fight against terrorism. That's what I think he said -- it was hard to hear him
because he was being hustled out of the room to his cell in Guantanamo
Bay." --Jay Leno
"There've been huge
protests in the Muslim world over anti-Muslim comments made by the new Pope,
Pope Benedict. Today the Pope apologized, saying he never should have gone
drinking with Mel Gibson." --Jay Leno
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