"This week, President
Bush said he has no plans to invade North Korea. Bush said, 'This time, Rumsfeld
and I are going to wing it.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Happy Birthday to
Fay Wray, a wonderful actress. She was, of course, in the movie 'King Kong' and
would have been 99-years-old today. She was famous because of her love interest
with a giant ape, and, wait a minute, that's Maria Shriver." --David
Letterman
"The hot gossip in
Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of
State Rice is being linked to Canada's Foreign Minister, Peter MacKay. It's
gotta be awkward dating a fellow diplomat. Like today, MacKay had to promise
Condi he would get permission from the U.N. before he invaded her." --Jay
Leno
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