The irony of the statement was lost on them (Ventriloquist Week)

"George Bush was in town this week. He was over at the U.N. speaking to the General Assembly. He was supposed to be here anyway for Ventriloquist Week." --David Letterman

"In the West Bank a group calling itself the Lions of Monotheism fire bombed four churches, telling the Associated Press the attacks were carried out to protest the Pope's remarks linking Islam and violence. The irony of the statement, and this is often the case we find, was lost on them." --Jon Stewart

"Willie Nelson and the boys were on the road, and they stopped them and found a pound and a half of marijuana. Osama bin Laden is still loose, but we got Willie." --David Letterman