"Iranian President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is trying to win over the American people. It's sort of a
PR campaign. Earlier today, over at the U.N., he was signing baseballs that
said, 'I'm sorry I enriched uranium.'" --David Letterman
"The president of
Iran also spoke at the U.N., and you could tell he was trying to get under
Bush's skin, too. Did you notice? When he walked to the podium, he was
whistling a Dixie Chicks tune." --Jay Leno
"It was a quite day
for President Bush in New York City. He spoke to the United Nations General
Assembly and then he went to the New York public library. It was his sixth
visit to the U.N., and his first visit ever to a library." --Jay Leno
"The president of
Venezuela said maybe we need to move the U.N. out of the United States.
Afterwards, a confused President Bush said, 'But then it would just be the ited
States'." --Conan O'Brien
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