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Sunday, June 12, 2016

I'm sorry I enriched uranium (whistling a Dixie Chicks tune)



"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is trying to win over the American people. It's sort of a PR campaign. Earlier today, over at the U.N., he was signing baseballs that said, 'I'm sorry I enriched uranium.'" --David Letterman

"The president of Iran also spoke at the U.N., and you could tell he was trying to get under Bush's skin, too. Did you notice? When he walked to the podium, he was whistling a Dixie Chicks tune." --Jay Leno

"It was a quite day for President Bush in New York City. He spoke to the United Nations General Assembly and then he went to the New York public library. It was his sixth visit to the U.N., and his first visit ever to a library." --Jay Leno

"The president of Venezuela said maybe we need to move the U.N. out of the United States. Afterwards, a confused President Bush said, 'But then it would just be the ited States'." --Conan O'Brien





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