For wholesale generalizations, say it in German. It gives it that extra oomph.

"Last week at Germany's University of Regensburg, which as you know is a safety school, Pope Benedict gave an address in which he discussed Islam's concept of jihad by quoting 14th century Byzantine emperor Manuel Paleologos II. You know if you're going to make a wholesale generalization, say it in German. It gives it that extra 'oomph.'" --Jon Stewart

"Muslims all over the world are rioting because they are upset with the Pope. Again, I don't think President Bush understands these issues. Like today, he said, 'These Muslims, why can't they ask themselves what would Jesus do?'" --Jay Leno

"It's that time of year again. The streets of New York are crawling with world leaders who have come to address the General Assembly for the 61st annual United Nations open mic night. Then came the headliner, George W. Bush. A killer set except some idiots out there didn't shut off their cell phones. Turns out it was the Thai delegation, talking and texting. Evidently in the middle of the president's speech, their country had a military coup. Fine, but put it on vibrate." --Stephen Colbert