"President Bush said
today the U.S. will not attack North Korea. Oh sure, but we may liberate
them." --Jay Leno
"Traditional
conservatives want small government and the government is getting smaller
because congressmen are leaving office in disgrace. And one of those
congressmen is Mark Foley, who had some electronic conversations with young
congressional studs. And as I've said before, stud is just a text message
abbreviation for 'Strong Teen Using Democracy.' Now with Foley's resignation
came a disturbing revelation: there are gay Republicans -- apparently a whole
lot of them. This is absolutely not fabulous." --Stephen Colbert
"Earlier today at a
press conference, President Bush said he will not attack North Korea. Well, of
course not. They actually have weapons of mass destruction." --David
Letterman
"In a press
conference this morning, President Bush said that he has no intentions of
attacking North Korea. Then Bush said, 'However, I can't speak for Donald
Rumsfeld.'" --Conan O'Brien
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