"Today is Friday the
13th. Down in Washington, a confused George W. Bush lit a menorah."
--David Letterman
"Showing that he will
not be deterred by this scandal, President Bush went to Chicago yesterday for a
fundraiser with the embattled Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert. Bush said
he could have cancelled, but he wanted to show his unwavering commitment to the
Republican principle of 'Go F--- Yourself.'." --Bill Maher
"Traditional
conservatives want small government and the government is getting smaller
because congressmen are leaving office in disgrace. And one of those
congressmen is Mark Foley, who had some electronic conversations with young
congressional studs. And as I've said before, stud is just a text message
abbreviation for 'Strong Teen Using Democracy.' Now with Foley's resignation
came a disturbing revelation: there are gay Republicans -- apparently a whole
lot of them. This is absolutely not fabulous." --Stephen Colbert
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