Donald
Trump thanked crowds in Phoenix for their support this weekend, saying, “I feel
like a supermodel, except like times ten.” By the way, “supermodel times ten”
is also his spray tan setting. –Seth Meyers
Chelsea
Clinton gave birth to a son this weekend. Unfortunately, due to his young age,
he’s a Sanders supporter. –Seth Meyers
A
company has created a line of non-alcoholic wines for cats containing catnip,
water, and organic beet juice for owners who want to drink with their pets.
Said the cats, “Yeah … I actually have a thing tonight.” –Seth Meyers
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