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Sunday, June 19, 2016

Gore wants to avenge his 2000 victory (the other is an iceberg)



"Former Vice President Al Gore said he may run again for president. Insiders say Gore wants to avenge his 2000 victory." --David Letterman

"According to a new survey by Fox News, the two top Democrats in the presidential race are Hillary Clinton and Al Gore. One is worried about the icebergs melting, the other is an iceberg -- so it's hard to figure out." --Jay Leno

This weekend it's going to be all programming to commemorate the fifth anniversary of 9/11. All the networks are getting into it. CBS is showing their 9/11 documentary. And ABC has their 'Path to 9/11' docudrama. And, of course, Fox is going with Ryan Seacrest's 'Rockin 9/11 Countdown.'" --Bill Maher 
 



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