"Charges of racism
are all over the electoral map this year. In Tennessee, Republicans ran a TV ad
against African-American Democrat Harold Ford that suggests he is a threat to
Tennessee's white women. I don't see what the big deal is. If Ford is elected,
he won't be a threat to Tennessee's white women. He'll be a threat to
Washington's white women." --Stephen Colbert
"Donald Rumsfeld and
Dick Cheney got full endorsement from President Bush. That's like Curly and
Larry getting a vote of confidence from Moe." --David Letterman
"President Bush
demanded that Kerry apologize. Can you imagine that -- Bush demanding an
apology for someone stumbling over his words? Kerry should have tried the Bush
strategy: say so many stupid things, no one cares anymore." --Jay Leno
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