Donald
Trump fired his campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski. Trump said Lewandowski was
controversial, impulsive and short-tempered — and will make a great running
mate. –Jimmy Fallon
This
was a little controversial: Pope Francis recently said that the majority of
modern Catholic marriages are worthless because couples don’t always mean it
when they say they’ll love each other forever. And that’s the last time Pope
Francis was ever asked to give a best man speech. –Jimmy Fallon
Sources
say LeBron James might skip the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro. You know Rio
is in bad shape when you’d rather spend the summer in Cleveland. –Conan O’Brien
"President Bush on
Tuesday reluctantly released portions of the classified report that stated the
war in Iraq is adding to the terrorist threat throughout the world. Though
suspiciously in some portions of the report, someone had crossed out Iraq and
written in, 'Gay dudes'." --Amy Poehler of Saturday Night Live
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