The best part is, they didn't have to hire a clown (Trump turns 70, pt. 2)

In a speech, Donald Trump said thousands of people in the United States are "sick with hate." Then Trump said, "I’d like to thank them for their support." –Conan O’Brien

Donald Trump has called for a ban on all immigration to the United States. Of course, Trump said the ban would be lifted if he ever needs a new wife. –Conan O’Brien

Today is Donald Trump's birthday! Trump may have turned 70, but his views about women are 150 years old. I imagine it's tough to get Trump a gift. What do you get the man who hates everything? At his party, they had cake, they had party favors, and they played some really fun games, like "Pin the bad economy on the Obama. The best part is, they didn't have to hire a clown. –James Corden