someone had crossed out Iraq and written in Gay Dudes (Missed opportunity)

"I am angry about something else and it happens to be the subject of tonight's 'Word.' Missed opportunity. The administration really let this one slip through their hands [on screen: Like Osama]. Franklin Roosevelt famously said, 'We have nothing to fear, but fear itself' [on screen: Also Said 'Put The Japanese In Camps']. But these days, fear is the Bush administration's greatest ally [on screen: Only Ally]. And for the past several weeks, they've been doing a great job ratcheting up the national fear index [on screen: Currently At 'Holy Crap!']. In a September 5th press conference, the president mentioned bin Laden 17 times [on screen: Good For War On Terror Drinking Game]." --Stephen Colbert

"President Bush on Tuesday reluctantly released portions of the classified report that stated the war in Iraq is adding to the terrorist threat throughout the world. Though suspiciously in some portions of the report, someone had crossed out Iraq and written in, 'Gay dudes'." --Amy Poehler of Saturday Night Live