"Today the Democratic
and Republican primaries were held all across the country. So far, it's evenly
split between those who forgot to vote and those who chose not to vote."
--Conan O'Brien
"Today is a very
solemn day--the fifth anniversary of 9/11. It's a time for the nation to
reflect, come together and watch TV. What better way to commemorate a national
tragedy than turning it into a mini-series?" --Stephen Colbert
"The big controversy,
of course, is the 9/11 mini-series because people are upset that it's not
accurate. Because as you know, nothing is typically more accurate than the
made-for-television movie. Why shouldn't 9/11 get the same respect that the Amy
Fisher story gets? I mean, these are network executives making decisions about
these films. Be thankful the Condoleezza Rice character is still black."
--Jon Stewart
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