"If 9/11 changed
everything, how come baseball players are still allowed to fly airplanes around
Manhattan? I'm sure you've heard about this story. A Yankees pitcher flew an
airplane into a fifty-story building on the East side. At first no one knew
whether it was an accident or a terrorist attack, so Bush had no idea how long
to sit there and do nothing." --Bill Maher
"According to Kim
Jong-Il's biography, they say he has been constantly accused of dishonesty,
drunkenness and sexual excess. So if he lived here, he could be in
Congress." --Jay Leno
"As of this coming
Thursday, Saddam Hussein will have been on trial for one year. One year? If this
trial was in L.A., he'd be out playing golf right now." --Jay Leno
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