"A politician in
Denver still wants voters to support him even though a videotape has surfaced
of him masturbating. His campaign slogan is, 'Think of me when you're about to
pull the lever'." --Conan O'Brien
"President Bush had a
press conference about this this week and he said that the U.S. has no plans to
attack North Korea. And then he added, 'Like having no plan ever stopped me
before.'. He has something even more deadly in store for them -- we're going to
bring them democracy." --Bill Maher
"Apparently North
Korea set off a nuclear bomb. Now they say the seismic tests were inconclusive.
So basically we have no idea whether they did it or not -- or as the Bush
administration calls it, 'a slam dunk.'" --Bill Maher
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