"It was announced in
England that Tony Blair will leave as British Prime Minister in May. So,
President Bush has toppled yet another government." --Jay Leno
"It's been reported
that British Prime Minister Tony Blair is going to be stepping down next
summer. After hearing about it, President Bush said, 'Damn, he's the only foreign
guy who speaks American.'" --Conan O'Brien
"The president of
Iran said today that all the liberals should be kicked out of all universities.
I think we found the guy for Ann Coulter." --Jay Leno
"Janet Jackson said
in an interview she's supporting Hillary Clinton for president because she said
it would show all those people who don't trust a woman in the White House. But
to be fair, when Hillary lived there, she didn't trust women in the White
House." --Jay Leno
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