"Muslims all over the
Middle East are rioting in the streets. These are one billion of the touchiest
people I have ever seen on my TV. The latest target of their rage, of course,
is Pope Benedict XVI. Last Tuesday, the Pope gave a speech and quoted 14th
century Byzantine emperor Manuel Paleologos II, who said that everything
introduced by Islam is 'evil and inhuman.' Well I say, don't back down your
Holy Pope 'cause it's true -- what did they give us? Optics, hydraulic
engineering, algebra. There's not an eighth grader in the world who would
convict you, sir." --Stephen Colbert
"Robert Novak does
not watch the 'Daily Show,' or myself -- not surprising. I keep reading all these
articles about how the 'Daily Show' is big amongst 115-year-old vampire
demons." --Jon Stewart
"Today is Friday the
13th. Down in Washington, a confused George W. Bush lit a menorah."
--David Letterman
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