"Germany has offered
to send troops to the Lebanon border. I bet Israel's breathing a sigh of relief
there. Nothing makes Jewish people feel safer and more secure than the German
Army marching on their border." --Jay Leno
"President Bush is on
television giving a speech and Kyra Phillips, an anchorwoman from CNN, gets up
to go to the bathroom. She's wearing a microphone. She leaves the microphone
on. Everyone was outraged. What's the big deal? She gets up to go the bathroom
in the middle of a George W. Bush speech -- who hasn't done that?" --David
Letterman
"Yesterday the
president of Iran challenged President Bush to a televised debate. President
Bush turned down the debate, but did challenge the Iranian president to a game
of 'Hungry Hungry Hippos.'" --Conan O'Brien
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