You never put that stuff in writing (Limo was the name of her waxer)

According to FEC filings, Rashida Tlaib spent $35,000 on limo services. Turns out Limo was the name of her waxer. —Greg Gutfeld

Democrat Virginia AG candidate Jay Jones says he's deeply sorry about the text he sent wishing murder on his opponent. But Hillary Clinton told him that was just a rookie mistake. You never put that stuff in writing. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I have to get back to you on this one (blue dress)

So, it's official. The UFC will host the first ever White House fight on July 4th. Yeah. It's the first violent beatdown to take place at the White House since Hillary discovered the blue dress. —Greg Gutfeld

Meanwhile, the Democrats also want to participate. And so far, they've already suggested these bouts. Jasmine Crockett versus a book. Jerry Nadler versus soap. Rashida Tlaib versus a razor. And JB Pritzker versus a narrow hallway. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

In his defense he was talking about the release of Snow White (beard transplants)

Now the full leaked text of the group chat have been released and it turns out Pete Hegseth announced quote "This is when the bomb will drop." But in his defense he was talking about the release of Snow White. —Greg Gutfeld

According to The Guardian there is now a huge demand for beard transplants. Well does anyone want mine asked Rashida Tlaib. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Nancy Pelosi is hoping she can recover her luggage (now I'll never be able to serve)

Defense secretary Pete Hegseth is considering banning beards in the military. Uh, now I'll never be able to serve said Rashida Tlaib. —Greg Gutfeld

A shipwreck from 1892 has been found on the bottom of Lake Superior. Nancy Pelosi is hoping she can recover her luggage. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Finally I can make an honest woman out of my Roomba (werewolf syndrome)

So a teen with werewolf syndrome has set a world record with hair covering 95% of his face. This of course breaks the previous record set by Rashida Tlaib. —Greg Gutfeld 

A new study found that most people admit they'd be cool with their partner hooking up with a robot. Finally I can make an honest woman out of my Roomba. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Kamala Harris has never looked happier (to pay for her electrolysis)

The Trump Administration put a $1 limit on government credit cards. Now Rashida Tlaib will have to use cash to pay for her electrolysis. —Greg Gutfeld

A woman who gave up a good job to pursue her passion for dumpster diving is claiming that she's already saved $50,000 and Kamala Harris has never looked happier. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

If the ruling class wanted folks to have healthcare... (Where’s My Epilady?!)

As you know many of the Dems came to the event with signs of protests. Some even held up messages on a whiteboard. Rashida Tlaib’s read, ‘Where’s My Epilady?!’ —Greg Gutfeld

At the beginning of the speech representative Al Green was kicked out of the chamber. But it's not his fault, he thought walking with a cane meant he could board his flight early. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

But I was told this hamburger would be $38 (leave the room twice to shave)

President Trump gave a speech last night to the Joint Session of Congress. There he listed his achievements and goals and it was long lasting more than 90 minutes. I'm told Rashida Tlaib had to leave the room twice to shave. —Greg Gutfeld

Trump’s speech was so long even Maxine Waters’ wig turned gray. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If you do the math this will be the second time in a year Jim Acosta is out of work (Night of the Living Dems)

The US Navy has unveiled a photo of a warship firing a high-powered laser weapon. Its first target, removing Rashida Tlaib’s mustache. —Greg Gutfeld 

 

In Iran, a naked woman jumped on a police car to protest the country's treatment of women. In a related story, Bill Clinton just moved to Iran. —Greg Gutfeld

 

Walmart has announced plans to cut hundreds of jobs. If you do the math this will be the second time in a year Jim Acosta is out of work. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Finding a job for Kamala Harris (The winner of the election will be...)

The trailer for Mission Impossible 8 just premiered. In this latest installment, Tom Cruise faces his most impossible mission yet. Finding a job for Kamala Harris. —Greg Gutfeld

So in 2024, the republicans control the presidency, the senate and the house. The only things that the democrats still control is Rashida Tlaib’s shock collar. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Get the fact checkers on that (Who's Charlotte?)

September 2012

"Did you see that Bill Clinton speech? Of course, it made the Republicans furious. They said, 'No fair. Not everyone has an ex-president who can speak.'" –Bill Maher

"Clinton was just devastating in his simplicity. He said, 'I came from a place where people still thought 2 and 2 was four.' And over at Fox News they said, 'Get the fact checkers on that.'" –Bill Maher

"It really was a dream night for Bill Clinton – Democrats in love with him, hanging on his every word, Hillary was in China 10,000 miles away. We don't even know if she saw the speech. In fact, someone said to her today, 'Did you catch Bill in Charlotte?' And he said, 'Who's Charlotte?'" –Bill Maher

"When you look at the two conventions, the speeches at the Democratic convention were just better. Go back and watch Mitt Romney. After seeing Michele Obama speak, and Bill Clinton speak, and the president speak, it's like watching an armless guy paint with his ass." –Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”