to raise some extra cash, the Secret Service is using Joe Biden’s hearse as an Uber (US military presence in the Middle East)

“The government shutdown is taking its toll. It’s so bad that Jerry Nadler had to cut back on his diaper service, Hakeem Jeffries had to pawn his sombreros, paychecks are no longer being sent to Rashida Tlaib’s team of electrologists and, since there is no funding, they just repossessed the thing on top of Maxine Waters’ head.” — Greg Gutfeld

“But this is nice — to raise some extra cash, the Secret Service is using Joe Biden’s hearse as an Uber.” — Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The same thing happened when she tried to enter SuperCuts (overwhelmingly vodka)

When Maxine Waters tried to enter an ICE detention center She had the door slammed in her face. The same thing happened when she tried to enter SuperCuts. —Greg Gutfeld

Kamala Harris said the Los Angeles protests were overwhelmingly peaceful, just like her water is overwhelmingly vodka. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

President Trump immediately made him the ambassador to the Vatican (Let's get this straight)

Pope Leo's brother's been reposting on X calling Nancy Pelosi a quote drunk c-word, end quote. Which isn't fair. She’s not always drunk. After seeing this President Trump immediately made him the ambassador to the Vatican. —Greg Gutfeld

North Carolina Congressman Tim Moore has posted a video of a secret tunnel beneath the Capitol building. So I guess we now know where Maxine Waters breeds the possums for her wigs. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

In the customer's defense he did order the number one (The Gulf of no one has been arrested yet)

Maxine Waters said that President Trump is working towards a Civil War and she may have a point. It's clear her wig is already trying to secede from her head. —Greg Gutfeld

On Thursday John Fetterman asked Democrats not to shut down the government. He also asked his parents if he could have macaroni and cheese for supper tonight. —Greg Gutfeld

A restaurant in China promised a refund to all of its customers after patron urinated openly in the dining area. In the customer's defense he did order the number one. —Greg Gutfeld

According to a new study the intestines of a Burmese python can physically rebuild itself after each meal. Join the club said J.B. Pritzker. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

she keeps winning her elections with a low technology wig (You should see her cans)

Maxine Waters says Elon Musk may have stolen the 2024 election with his quote, ‘high technology ass’. Noting that she keeps winning her elections with a low technology wig. —Greg Gutfeld

A New York City sanitation worker is winning on the beauty pageant circuit. It makes sense. You should see her cans. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

But I was told this hamburger would be $38 (leave the room twice to shave)

President Trump gave a speech last night to the Joint Session of Congress. There he listed his achievements and goals and it was long lasting more than 90 minutes. I'm told Rashida Tlaib had to leave the room twice to shave. —Greg Gutfeld

Trump’s speech was so long even Maxine Waters’ wig turned gray. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

she has not been in one single Terminator movie (or as they call it in Washington, fundraising)

"Billionaire Republican and former eBay CEO Meg Whitman says she has spent more than 99 million of her own money to get elected of governor of California. I think she thinks it's like eBay, the office goes to the highest bidder." –Jay Leno

"How can she be governor of California You know, she has not been in one single 'Terminator' movie." –Jay Leno

"Congressman Charlie Rangel and Congresswoman Maxine Waters met this to work out their new number one issue: prison reform. Congressman Rangel has been accused of 13 ethics violations, or as they call it in Washington, fundraising." –Jay Leno

"Raul Castro said that his government will ease controls on small businesses, will lay off unnecessary workers, and will allow more self-employment. Apparently, he sees how bad socialism is working in America, they don't want it to happen there." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”