September 2021
“Climate change affects unexpected little things — slowing sea turtle reproduction, dampening the human sex drive and affecting the taste of coffee, wine and beer. A lot of weird little effects that when you add them all together ends up being basically everything. You know, my one hope is this is the news that finally gets people to take drastic action. Because if anything is going to motivate people, it is going to be the end of sex.” —Trevor Noah
“The climate crisis is also set to affect the quality of coffee beans as well as the natural ingredients of beer and wine. The Real Housewives are already fighting each other at current wine levels. You raise that any higher and that show’s gonna have to move to UFC.” —Trevor Noah
“Increased heat also dampens sex drive which leads to maybe 100,000 fewer births a year. It also means we are getting angrier and more violent which could result in 20-50,000 more violent crimes a year. A future of no sex and tons of violence so basically Drake’s album cover but no one is pregnant and everyone is punching each other.” —Trevor Noah
“Afghanistan is the sixth most affected country when it comes to how food can be transformed by climate change, which helped the Taliban take over recently. This really shows how desperate climate change can make people. Finally, it also affects objects in space. Everything above us will stick around longer, like debris, leading to a higher chance that they will collide with Earth. We could be facing a future where your sex-starved husband gets killed by space junk while he’s on the way to join the Taliban.” —Trevor Noah
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
