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Showing posts with label election. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 31, 2024

America's fourth favorite Bush (New Yorkers are gonna be so excited to finally try marijuana)


“The first licences for recreational marijuana have also finally been produced in New York. New Yorkers are gonna be so excited to finally try marijuana.” —Stephen Colbert


Jeb is America's fourth favorite Bush — after George, the other George, and of course, the baked beans. –Stephen Colbert


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Monday, December 30, 2024

I don't read it for the articles (4 percent of chairs)


Last week Donald Trump vowed to protect Article 12 of the Constitution despite the fact that the Constitution only has seven articles. Said Trump, "I don't know. I don't read it for the articles." –Seth Meyers


"A new poll about the 2016 election shows that just 27 percent of voters would be likely to support Chris Christie. And only 4 percent of chairs." –Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, November 15, 2024

Finding a job for Kamala Harris (The winner of the election will be...)


The trailer for Mission Impossible 8 just premiered. In this latest installment, Tom Cruise faces his most impossible mission yet. Finding a job for Kamala Harris. —Greg Gutfeld


So in 2024, the republicans control the presidency, the senate and the house. The only things that the democrats still control is Rashida Tlaib’s shock collar. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”