At this point he's just screwing with us, right? (you might do something you really regret)

Today, in case you don't have a fun calendar in your house that tells you this sort of thing, we celebrate not just one, but two important holidays. Today is National Tequila Day. A day on which if you have too much fun you might do something you regret. It's also National Cousins Day today, where if you have too much fun you might do something you really regret. --Jimmy Kimmel

The president was not on the golf course today. He was on Twitter today. He had a special gem this morning. This is an all-timer. He's got a lot of great tweets but today he wrote, “I’m very concerned that Russia will be fighting very hard to have an impact on the upcoming election.” Hmm. You don't say. Go on. “Based on the fact that no president has been tougher on Russia than me, they will be pushing very hard for the Democrats. They definitely don't want Trump.” At this point he's just screwing with us, right? --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”