Rachel Maddow can connect Kevin Bacon to Russia in just two steps (Why the Revolutionary War had to happen)

Let me tell you something. Russia didn't make half the country poor or low income. Russia didn't render 63% of our residents unable to afford $1,000 emergency. Russia didn't make 29 million Americans not have healthcare. Russia didn't make medical costs the biggest reason for bankruptcies. Russia didn’t bury our citizens in debt. Russia didn't outsource our jobs. --Jimmy Dore 8/29/18 

You know, Rachel Maddow can connect Kevin Bacon to Russia in just two steps. --Jimmy Dore 6/14/18

Recently a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences suggested there could be as many as 11 billion planets capable of supporting life in the Milky Way alone. So if you feel like a meaningless speck, you may be on to something. —Jimmy Dore 1/29/14

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He told everyone in Gomorrah there were half-off TVs at the Sodom Best Buy (slowly turning into a rat palace)

November 2021

“There are warnings from health experts that the US could face a fifth wave of the coronavirus. No! No more waves, science. I was promised a normal holiday season. The family dinners on Thanksgiving, the carolers on Christmas, the fights on Black Friday, as God intended. That’s how god destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah – he told everyone in Gomorrah there were half-off TVs at the Sodom Best Buy.” —Stephen Colbert

“A fifth wave would not sweep the country equally, as the hardest-hit areas also have the lowest vaccination rates. Well, yeah – at this point, staying unvaccinated is like wearing a Yankees hat to a Red Sox game. You’re probably going to end up in a hospital and it’s your own damn fault.” —Stephen Colbert

“In a crossover of pandemic/environmental despair news, the National Academy of Sciences journal published a study that found the world created about 8 Million tons of plastic pandemic waste, much of which is now in the ocean. That is shocking and that is wrong. In New York, we don’t throw our trash in the ocean! We put it where it belongs: piled on the sidewalk, where it stays forever, slowly turning into a rat palace.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Earth has been the hottest since the time of Jesus (bowing to oil company executives)

"To his credit President Bush knew all the protocol when meeting a Japanese prime minister. He's had a lot of practice bowing to oil company executives." --Jay Leno

"A powerful storm in Washington, D.C. knocked over a 100-year-old Elm tree on the White House lawn. President Bush was not hurt because he was playing in a different tree at the time." --Conan O'Brien

"The National Academy of Sciences says that due to pollution and global warming, this year the Earth has been the hottest since the time of Jesus which explains why the disciples were always saying, 'Jesus, it's hot.'" --Conan O'Brien

Dick Cheney and the Goblet of Lies (Jesus, it's hot)

"A 140 year-old tree on the White House grounds fell over. The minute the tree fell over President Bush wasted no time in blaming it on the New York Times." --Jay Leno

"Do you know this story? Today President Bush criticized the New York Times for revealing a government program to spy on people's bank accounts. President Bush defended it. Bush said, 'If you want to figure out what bad people are doing, follow the money.' He's right. That's how we got Tom DeLay." --Jay Leno

"The National Academy of Sciences says that due to pollution and global warming, this year the Earth has been the hottest since the time of Jesus which explains why the disciples were always saying, 'Jesus, it's hot.'" --Conan O'Brien