President Trump signed an order today to dismantle the Department of Education. One angry ex employee claims it was the worst thing to happen since the Nazis won the Civil War. —Greg Gutfeld
You can definitely tell spring is here. In Central Park this afternoon I saw a rat catching a Frisbee. On my way into work this morning I saw my Uber driver applying sunblock to his middle finger and earlier today in Times Square I saw a Venezuelan gang member carrying a softball mitt. Yeah, hey we're playing MS-13 tonight! —Greg Gutfeld
Hilaria Baldwin defended lashing out at her husband Alec during an awkward red carpet interview. She claimed he was man-terrupting which sure beats manslaughtering. —Greg Gutfeld
US border officials in Indiana have confiscated nearly $10,000 worth of fake Botox products. Nancy Pelosi is seeking the death penalty. —Greg Gutfeld
A group of scientists say women who abstain from sex may be putting their health in jeopardy, proving once again that Geeks will say anything to get laid. —Greg Gutfeld
Alec Baldwin and 50 Cent will appear at the reopening of New York city's planted Hollywood. 50 was the only one willing to do it with Alec since he's already been shot nine times. —Greg Gutfeld
"President Obama had lunch with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, 'After phoning my top advisers, I think I'll run for office.' And the president said, 'I know. I listened in.'" –Craig Ferguson
"A lot of people in Washington were shocked by this Obama-Hillary meeting. I'm not sure about Nancy Pelosi. She looks shocked all the time." –Craig Ferguson
"President Obama is in Poland. He's not doing anything official. He just wants to go before Putin invades. Poland shares a border with Ukraine, which shares a border with Russia. It's kind of like living two doors down from Alec Baldwin. Eventually you're getting attacked, right?" –Craig Ferguson
"The United States has traded an American POW for five Taliban prisoners. Originally, the deal included Joe Biden, but the Taliban said no." –David Letterman
"I think the second term is getting to President Obama. He is saying that he wishes he could be anonymous. And I say: Hey, according to the new approval ratings, you're pretty close." –David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton also carries around a lucky nickel. Not for superstitious reasons - she just flips it when she needs a position on Iraq." --Jay Leno
"And President Bush is now in Africa, where he's meeting with several of Africa's top leaders. See, again, I don't think President Bush is that familiar with Africa. Like, today, he said the leader he's most looking forward to meeting - the Lion King." --Jay Leno
"Outspoken actor Alec Baldwin told Elle magazine that he's so desperate for a Democrat to be the next president that he would go a month without sex if it meant a Democrat would win the White House. And today Bill Clinton called him a fanatic, a lunatic, part of that kook fringe left. He must be stopped." --Jay Leno
"Karl Rove's new talking point for the Republicans is that the terrorists are like the Nazis, and anyone against the Iraq War is like the appeasers before World War II. If that doesn't work they're going to use Bush's analogy, where bin Laden is a Klingon and he's Captain Kirk." --Bill Maher
"Dubai announced they will sell ownership of the six American ports to another investor. The bad news: It's Iran. This is the biggest setback for the Bush administration, well, all day." --Jay Leno
"Outspoken actor Alec Baldwin told Elle magazine that he's so desperate for a Democrat to be the next president that he would go a month without sex if it meant a Democrat would win the White House. And today Bill Clinton called him a fanatic, a lunatic, part of that kook fringe left. He must be stopped." --Jay Leno
President Trump said today that he thinks NBC should treat him more fairly because he made the network a fortune, but I hate to break it to you Donald, [shows pic from “SNL” Trump spoof] that's Alec Baldwin. --Seth Meyers
It was reported that disgraced CBS anchor Charlie Rose is developing a show where he'll interview other men brought down by the MeToo movement, which brings us to a new segment called "Just, No." No. No! NO! --Seth Meyers
I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.
The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for
children with learning
disabilities.
The age demographic would be
8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.
More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis
Offensive Line
LT Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
LG Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
C Charles Bukowski,
poet
RG God
RT John Lennon,
musician The Beatles
DT Army, RIP Jack
Renforth, TE Paul Bantley
More Colts players include
Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,
Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela
even characters from Star Trek
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko
and fictional characters
Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland
Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause
Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.
Buffalo Bills Fantasy
Roster
Offense
QB Jim Kelly, NFL
HB Thurman Thomas, NFL
HB O.J. Simpson, NFL
HB Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, played by Peter Dinklage
HB Leonard
McCoy, Star Trek, played by DeForest Kelley
FB Cookie
Gilchrist, NFL
WR Bob
Hayes, NFL
WR Andre
Reed, NFL
WR Elbert
Dubenion, NFL
WR Steve
Tasker, NFL
WR Michael
Moore, social activist, filmmaker
WR John
Shaft, Shaft, played by Richard Roundtree
TE Joseph
Campbell, author, mythologist
TE George
Orwell, author
OL David
Wood, Vietnam
RG Danny
Ocean, Oceans 11, played by George Clooney
RT Jordan
Chariton, journalist, Young Turks
Defense
LE Bruce
Smith, NFL
LE Django Freeman, Django Unchained, played by Jamie Foxx
LE Shepherd Book,
Firefly, played by Ron Glass
LE Duke Ellington,
musician
RE Cmnder Worf, Star
Trek, played by Michael Dorn
RE Dwight Freeney, NFL
RE John Creasy, Man on
Fire, played by Denzel Washington
DT Jack Donaghy, 30
Rock, played by Alec Baldwin
DT Gregor Clegane, Game
of Thrones, played by Hafpor Julius Bjornsson
DT Ice Cube, musician
LB David Wood, Vietnam
LB Jack Aubrey, Master
and Commander, played by Russell Crowe
LB B.A. Baracus, The
A-Team, played by Mr. T
LB Captain Flint, Black
Sails, played by Toby Stephens
LB John Sheppard,
Stargate Atlantis, played by Joe Flanigan
LB London Fletcher, NFL
LB Cornelious Bennet,
NFL
LB Jack Ryan, Clear and
Present Danger, played by Harrison Ford
LB Cmndr Tuvok, Star
Trek, played by Tim Russ
CB John Lee Hooker,
musician
CB Harry Belafonte,
musician
CB Miles Davis,
musician
CB Clifford Brown,
musician
FS Daryl Dixon, The
Walking Dead, played by Norman Reedus
FS Duke Ellington,
musician
SS Ross Poldark,
Poldark, played by Robin Ellis
SS T.S. Garp, The World
According to Garp by John Irving
Special Teams
P Bill Henrickson, Big
Love, played by Bill Paxton
This weekend is
SantaCon, which is the annual bar crawl where people dress up like Santa Claus
for a day of drinking. That’s right, a drunken bar crawl wearing a Santa suit,
or as the real Santa calls that —December 26. –Jimmy Fallon
A growing trend
among families is giving their kids a few small presents ahead of Christmas to
break up the tension of getting everything on Christmas Day. They actually have
an interesting name for this — Hanukkah. –Jimmy Fallon
I heard that
putting cinnamon and nutmeg into your baked goods for the holidays can actually
reduce stress. Then certain other people were like, “I know something else you
can put in your baked goods. Marijuana, dude!” –Jimmy Fallon
David and Victoria
Beckham’s 11-year-old son Cruz just released his first single, called “If Every
Day Was Christmas.” I’m pretty sure if you’re the son of David and Victoria
Beckham, every day is Christmas. “I have my own butler and I’m quite good
looking. Merry Christmas. I own a stadium.” I can’t relate to that song. –Jimmy
Fallon
Hopefully Trump won’t
become a victim of the Bush Curse
We have had two presidential
elections in the last 16 years where the candidate who won the popular vote
Gore vs Bush (2000) and Clinton vs Trump (2016) and lost the election.
Think of it like this…
Say your
favorite team is the Chicago Cubs and they are playing the Cleveland Indians in
the World Series. Game 7 with everything on the line. The game is amazing,
extra innings. Stomach in knots. But after 10 glorious innings the Cubs prevail
over the Indians 8-7.
When all
of a sudden, something called the Electoral College steps in and declares
Cleveland the winner.
Welcome to American
Democracy.
Hopefully Trump won’t become
a victim of the Bush Curse. By the way, Bush’s war in Iraq will cost us about 6
TRILLION dollars.
Plus 4,459 dead US soldiers
32,000 wounded US soldiers
103,792 cases of PTSD
the records of cases of
Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI)
are in the tens of thousands,
more than 1,000 amputations…
No WMDs…
No Mushroom Clouds
No Yellow Cake
No Imminent Threat…
Even Trump said Bush lied us
into a war.
Hillary never had the guts to
do it.
Maybe Trump will desire for
some kind of real legacy.
One of his most popular
slogans was, “We’re going to drain the swamp in Washington.”
Well there sure is plenty of
corruption to be found in Washington.
Can’t think of a better test
for Trump than cleaning up a corrupt congress. In four years, let’s see where
we are. Better or worse.
Will Trump’s Legacy be as a
Reformer, or will it be steaks and vodka and a University.
Or grabbing, grabbing,
grabbing…
You know what..
And I bet you do.
P.S.
If you need to smile right
now, a minimum 17 times a day is recommended, I suggest watching one of
America’s greatest actors Alec Baldwin show off his brilliance on SNL
impersonating Trump. He’s great, Trust Me.
Hopefully Trump won’t
become a victim of the Bush Curse
We have had two presidential
elections in the last 16 years where the candidate who won the popular vote
Gore vs Bush (2000) and Clinton vs Trump (2016) and lost the election.
Think of it like this…
Say your
favorite team is the Chicago Cubs and they are playing the Cleveland Indians in
the World Series. Game 7 with everything on the line. The game is amazing,
extra innings. Stomach in knots. But after 10 glorious innings the Cubs prevail
over the Indians 8-7.
When all
of a sudden, something called the Electoral College steps in and declares
Cleveland the winner.
Welcome to American
Democracy.
Hopefully Trump won’t become
a victim of the Bush Curse. By the way, Bush’s war in Iraq will cost us about 6
TRILLION dollars.
Plus 4,459 dead US soldiers
32,000 wounded US soldiers
103,792 cases of PTSD
the records of cases of
Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI)
are in the tens of thousands,
more than 1,000 amputations…
No WMDs…
No Mushroom Clouds
No Yellow Cake
No Imminent Threat…
Even Trump said Bush lied us
into a war.
Hillary never had the guts to
do it.
Maybe Trump will desire for
some kind of real legacy.
One of his most popular
slogans was, “We’re going to drain the swamp in Washington.”
Well there sure is plenty of
corruption to be found in Washington.
Can’t think of a better test
for Trump than cleaning up a corrupt congress. In four years, let’s see where
we are. Better or worse.
Will Trump’s Legacy be as a
Reformer, or will it be steaks and vodka and a University.
Or grabbing, grabbing,
grabbing…
You know what..
And I bet you do.
P.S.
If you need to smile right
now, a minimum 17 times a day is recommended, I suggest watching one of
America’s greatest actors Alec Baldwin show off his brilliance on SNL
impersonating Trump. He’s great, Trust Me.
Hopefully Trump won’t
become a victim of the Bush Curse
We have had two presidential
elections in the last 16 years where the candidate who won the popular vote
Gore vs Bush (2000) and Clinton vs Trump (2016) and lost the election.
Think of it like this…
Say your
favorite team is the Chicago Cubs and they are playing the Cleveland Indians in
the World Series. Game 7 with everything on the line. The game is amazing,
extra innings. Stomach in knots. But after 10 glorious innings the Cubs prevail
over the Indians 8-7.
When all
of a sudden, something called the Electoral College steps in and declares
Cleveland the winner.
Welcome to American
Democracy.
Hopefully Trump won’t become
a victim of the Bush Curse. By the way, Bush’s war in Iraq will cost us about 6
TRILLION dollars.
Plus 4,459 dead US soldiers
32,000 wounded US soldiers
103,792 cases of PTSD
the records of cases of
Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI)
are in the tens of thousands,
more than 1,000 amputations…
No WMDs…
No Mushroom Clouds
No Yellow Cake
No Imminent Threat…
Even Trump said Bush lied us
into a war.
Hillary never had the guts to
do it.
Maybe Trump will desire for
some kind of real legacy.
One of his most popular
slogans was, “We’re going to drain the swamp in Washington.”
Well there sure is plenty of
corruption to be found in Washington.
Can’t think of a better test
for Trump than cleaning up a corrupt congress. In four years, let’s see where
we are. Better or worse.
Will Trump’s Legacy be as a
Reformer, or will it be steaks and vodka and a University.
Or grabbing, grabbing,
grabbing…
You know what..
And I bet you do.
P.S.
If you need to smile right
now, a minimum 17 times a day is recommended, I suggest watching one of
America’s greatest actors Alec Baldwin show off his brilliance on SNL
impersonating Trump. He’s great, Trust Me.
Hopefully Trump won’t
become a victim of the Bush Curse
We have had two presidential
elections in the last 16 years where the candidate who won the popular vote
Gore vs Bush (2000) and Clinton vs Trump (2016) and lost the election.
Think of it like this…
Say your favorite team is the
Colts and they are playing the Titans. After four quarters the final score is
Colts 21 Titans 20. But then something called the Electoral College comes in
and declares the Titans the winner.
Welcome to American
Democracy.
Hopefully Trump won’t become
a victim of the Bush Curse. By the way, Bush’s war in Iraq will cost us about 6
TRILLION dollars.
Plus 4,459 dead US soldiers
32,000 wounded US soldiers
103,792 cases of PTSD
the records of cases of
Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI)
are in the tens of thousands,
more than 1,000 amputations…
No WMDs…
No Mushroom Clouds
No Yellow Cake
No Imminent Threat…
Even Trump said Bush lied us
into a war.
Hillary never had the guts to
do it.
Maybe Trump will desire for
some kind of real legacy.
One of his most popular
slogans was, “We’re going to drain the swamp in Washington.”
Well there sure is plenty of
corruption to be found in Washington.
Can’t think of a better test
for Trump than cleaning up a corrupt congress. In four years, let’s see where
we are. Better or worse.
Will Trump’s Legacy be as a
Reformer, or will it be steaks and vodka and a University.
Or grabbing, grabbing,
grabbing…
You know what..
And I bet you do.
P.S.
If you need to smile right
now, a minimum 17 times a day is recommended, I suggest watching one of
America’s greatest actors Alec Baldwin show off his brilliance on SNL
impersonating Trump. He’s great, Trust Me.
Hopefully
Trump won’t become a victim of the Bush Curse
We have
had two presidential elections in the last 16 years where the candidate who won
the popular vote Gore vs Bush (2000) and Clinton vs Trump (2016) and lost the
election.
Think of
it like this…
Say your
favorite team is the Chicago Cubs and they are playing the Cleveland Indians in
the World Series. Game 7 with everything on the line. The game is amazing,
extra innings. Stomach in knots. But after 10 glorious innings the Cubs prevail
over the Indians 8-7.
When all
of a sudden, something called the Electoral College steps in and declares
Cleveland the winner.
Welcome
to American Democracy.
Hopefully
Trump won’t become a victim of the Bush Curse. By the way, Bush’s war in Iraq
will cost us about 6 TRILLION dollars.
Plus
4,459 dead US soldiers
32,000
wounded US soldiers
103,792
cases of PTSD
the
records of cases of Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI)
are in
the tens of thousands,
more
than 1,000 amputations…
No WMDs…
No
Mushroom Clouds
No
Yellow Cake
No
Imminent Threat…
Even
Trump said Bush lied us into a war.
Hillary
never had the guts to do it.
Maybe
Trump will desire for some kind of real legacy.
One of
his most popular slogans was, “We’re going to drain the swamp in Washington.”
Well
there sure is plenty of corruption
to be found in Washington.
I can’t
think of a better test for Trump
than cleaning up a corrupt congress.
In four
years, let’s see where we are.
Better
or worse.
Will
Trump’s Legacy be as a Reformer, or will it be
steaks and vodka
and a
University.
Or
grabbing, grabbing, grabbing…
You know
what..
And I
bet you do.
P.S.
If you
need to smile right now, a minimum 17 times a day is recommended, I suggest
watching one of America’s greatest actors Alec Baldwin show off his brilliance
on SNL impersonating Trump. He’s great, Trust Me.
