What we now call humans were still evolving from the sea (since two months before Jesus was born)

Last night was the most watched baseball game in 25 years. The Cubs won the World Series for the first time since 1908. If there were any Cubs fans still alive from the last time they won, they definitely died in the eighth inning. –Jimmy Kimmel

It was funny hearing all the reporters after the game saying things like the last time the Cubs won the World Series you couldn’t listen to it on the radio because radio hadn’t been invented yet, and the last time the Cubs won the World Series, people weren’t able to clap because we still had flippers. What we now call humans were still evolving from the sea. –Jimmy Kimmel

This is the biggest night for Major League Baseball in a very long time. Not your usual World Series. Tonight from Cleveland, game one between the Indians and the Cubs. Two perennial losers. Neither the Cubs nor Indians have won the World Series since two months before Jesus was born. –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You realize you're exhausted from watching other men play sports? (It will also be a very big deal if neither team wins)

This is night two of the World Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians. The Cubs have not won a World Series since 1908. The Indians haven’t won since 1948, which means it will be a very big deal if either team wins. It will also be a very big deal if neither team wins. –Jimmy Kimmel

Did you see that baseball game last night? 14 innings. It was the second-longest game in World Series history, it was brutal. I'm exhausted. My wife said to me this morning, “You realize you're exhausted from watching other men play sports?” –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If you haven't figured it out (It will also be a very big deal if neither team wins)

This is night two of the World Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians. The Cubs have not won a World Series since 1908. The Indians haven’t won since 1948, which means it will be a very big deal if either team wins. It will also be a very big deal if neither team wins. –Jimmy Kimmel

For those who are visiting us, welcome to Los Angeles — home of the Dodgers who are in the World Series tonight. The Dodgers and the Houston Astros. The Dodgers won the first game last night. It was the hottest World Series game ever, 103 degrees. I was at the game. They didn’t have to cook the Dodger Dogs, that’s how hot it was. –Jimmy Kimmel

If the temperature holds up, Game 1 tonight between the Dodgers and Astros will be the hottest World Series game ever. The first two games are in Los Angeles. And then it moves to a cooler climate, the Gobi Desert. –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It will also be a very big deal if neither team wins (finally we get a chance to see Donald Trump on TV)

This is the biggest night for Major League Baseball in a very long time. Not your usual World Series. Tonight from Cleveland, game one between the Indians and the Cubs. Two perennial losers. Neither the Cubs nor Indians have won the World Series since two months before Jesus was born. –Jimmy Kimmel

The Trump campaign launched what they say will be a nightly show on Facebook Live called “Trump Tower Live.” Some people believe he’s starting to build a new channel called Trump TV, which is great news — finally we get a chance to see Donald Trump on TV. –Jimmy Kimmel

This is night two of the World Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians. The Cubs have not won a World Series since 1908. The Indians haven’t won since 1948, which means it will be a very big deal if either team wins. It will also be a very big deal if neither team wins. –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

they’ve got to be up to at least Jim Crow Snow Leopard (date your own age)

April 2021

“Georgia passed more restrictive voting rights bills. It is so blatantly racist that it’s been dubbed ‘Jim Crow 2.0.’ 2.0, really? Georgia’s passed so many voter-suppression measures, they’ve got to be up to at least Jim Crow Snow Leopard.” —Stephen Colbert

“And you know it’s bad when the organization that includes the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians says you’re too racist. That’s like Matt Gaetz telling you to date your own age.” —Stephen Colbert

“Republicans upset by the corporate backlash include Donald J. Trump, who issued a statement saying that he would join a boycott of M.L.B. and Coca-Cola, among others. Together, that constitutes a sector of the economy experts call, ‘the economy.’ His supporters are going to have to go generic. I hope you like Great Value Bat and Ball Product, and Kirkland Signature Airlines.” —Stephen Colbert

“If Trump needs a pick-me-up, he’ll have to ask Don Jr. to share his supply of Coke Classic.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

MLB The Show: Red Sox vs Indians (No Hitter)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks 

about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or 

student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 

them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, 

philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters 

to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside 

their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 

Lincoln  will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 

William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 

such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for 

these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team.

Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

MLB The Show: Boston Red Sox vs Cleveland Indians

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks 

about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or 

student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 

them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, 

philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters 

to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside 

their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 

Lincoln  will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 

William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 

such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for 

these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team.

Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

MLB The Show: Boston Red Sox vs Cleveland Indians

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks 

about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or 

student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create 

them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, 

philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters 

to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their 

created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham 

Lincoln  will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and 

William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects 

such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. 

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for 

these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. 

Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

MLB The Show: Boston Red Sox vs Cleveland Indians

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities.

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Tell your son to take off that baseball hat (just ask my son)

"Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich caused some trouble this week, because he was campaigning in Red Sox territory while wearing a Cleveland Indians hat. Apparently, somebody walked up to Kucinich's wife and said, 'Tell your son to take off that baseball hat.'" --Conan O'Brien

"It turns out that Barack Obama and Vice President Dick Cheney are cousins. Honest to God, imagine how terrible it would be to find out that you're related to a cranky old guy. I mean, just ask my son." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #repealreplacerepublicans #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern @BrandNew535 @justicedems 

0 Minutes Since Last Incident (but I don't want that either)

This past week, a signed sketch of the Manhattan skyline drawn by Donald Trump in 2005 was bought at auction for nearly $30,000. Bidding started at $9,000 and went all the way up to $30,000. Making this Trump's only venture to ever turn a profit. Let's be honest, it's not a great drawing. I'd normally say "Keep your day job," but I don't want that either. –James Corden

Hospitals in Chicago have seen the number of baby deliveries double this month. Which would be remarkable, until you realize that's exactly nine months after the Chicago Cubs won the World Series. –James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #repealreplacerepublicans #FeeltheBern #Bernie2020 @BrandNew535 @justicedems 

Electoral College declares Cleveland Winner of World Series! (Final Vote Count 12/22/16)

Last vote count after vote of electoral college.

Hillary Clinton     65,844,610   48.2%

Donald Trump     62,979,636   46.1%

Third, Fourth, Fifth and Ninth Parties

                            7,804,213   5.7%

Let's say your favorite team is the Chicago Cubs and they are playing the Cleveland Indians in the World Series. It's Game 7 with everything on the line. The game is amazing, extra innings. Stomach in knots. But after 10 glorious innings the Cubs prevail over the Indians 8-7.

When all of a sudden, something called the Electoral College steps in and declares Cleveland the winner.

Welcome to American Democracy.

And hold on to your butts, here we go!

PS. Difference between Hillary and Trump?

2,864,974 votes

Maybe Trump will want to be remembered more like JFK
than worse than George W. Bush?

Electoral College declares Cleveland Indians World Series Champions (12/1/16)

With 99ish% of the vote in...

Hillary Clinton     65,228,264     48.1

Donald Trump     62,673,688     46.2

Difference:   2,554,576

Let's say your favorite team is the Chicago Cubs and they are playing the Cleveland Indians in the World Series. It's Game 7 with everything on the line. The game is amazing, extra innings. Stomach in knots. But after 10 glorious innings the Cubs prevail over the Indians 8-7.

When all of a sudden, something called the Electoral College steps in and declares Cleveland the winner.

Welcome to American Democracy.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

The Electoral College declares Cleveland Indians World Series Champions! (11/29/16)

With 99ish% of the vote in...

Hillary Clinton     64,826,475     48.2%

Donald Trump      62,493,730     46.4%

Difference:   2,332,745

Let's say your favorite team is the Chicago Cubs and they are playing the Cleveland Indians in the World Series. It's Game 7 with everything on the line. The game is amazing, extra innings. Stomach in knots. But after 10 glorious innings the Cubs prevail over the Indians 8-7.

When all of a sudden, something called the Electoral College steps in and declares Cleveland the winner.

Welcome to American Democracy.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Electoral College declares Cleveland Indians World Series Champions! (11/24/16)

With 99ish% of the vote in...

Hillary Clinton        64,226,121

                             Donald Trump         62,213,790

                                      Difference: 2,012,331

Let's say your favorite team is the Chicago Cubs and they are playing the Cleveland Indians in the World Series. It's Game 7 with everything on the line. The game is amazing, extra innings. Stomach in knots. But after 10 glorious innings the Cubs prevail over the Indians 8-7.

When all of a sudden, something called the Electoral College steps in and declares Cleveland the winner.

Welcome to American Democracy.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html 

Electoral College declares the Cleveland Indians are the winners of the World Series 11/20/16

With 99ish% of the vote in...

Hillary Clinton        61,917,919

                             Donald Trump         60,913,096

                                      Difference: 1,004,823

Let's say your favorite team is the Chicago Cubs and they are playing the Cleveland Indians in the World Series. It's Game 7 with everything on the line. The game is amazing, extra innings. Stomach in knots. But after 10 glorious innings the Cubs prevail over the Indians 8-7.

When all of a sudden, something called the Electoral College steps in and declares Cleveland the winner.

Welcome to American Democracy.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html 

Electoral College declares the Cleveland Indians are the winners of the World Series 11/15/16 11:50pm

With 98ish% of vote in

Hillary Clinton     62,318,079

Donald Trump      61,166,063

Difference: 1,152,016 and rising

Let's say your favorite team is the Chicago Cubs and they are playing the Cleveland Indians in the World Series. It's Game 7 with everything on the line. The game is amazing, extra innings. Stomach in knots. But after 10 glorious innings the Cubs prevail over the Indians 8-7.

When all of a sudden, something called the Electoral College steps in and declares Cleveland the winner.

Welcome to American Democracy.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html