But republicans aren’t worried, because they have a history of not believing women (That's pre-Posh-terous)

CNN just released new numbers on their generic ballot, where women favor democrats 62% to 35%. But republicans aren’t worried, because they have a history of not believing women. --Stephen Colbert

Many states are seeing a massive voter turnout. For instance, Florida has seen a huge increase in young voters. Although to be fair, in Florida a young voter is anyone under 75. --James Corden

Some huge news from my homeland, the Spice Girls have announced that they will be reuniting for their first tour in a decade. But the surprising and very sad news is that Victoria Beckham will not join the tour due to prior business commitments. I know. The Spice Girls without Victoria Beckham? That's pre-Posh-terous. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Which button would I use to launch a nuclear strike against Alec Baldwin?

This weekend is SantaCon, which is the annual bar crawl where people dress up like Santa Claus for a day of drinking. That’s right, a drunken bar crawl wearing a Santa suit, or as the real Santa calls that —December 26. –Jimmy Fallon

A growing trend among families is giving their kids a few small presents ahead of Christmas to break up the tension of getting everything on Christmas Day. They actually have an interesting name for this — Hanukkah. –Jimmy Fallon

I heard that putting cinnamon and nutmeg into your baked goods for the holidays can actually reduce stress. Then certain other people were like, “I know something else you can put in your baked goods. Marijuana, dude!” –Jimmy Fallon

David and Victoria Beckham’s 11-year-old son Cruz just released his first single, called “If Every Day Was Christmas.” I’m pretty sure if you’re the son of David and Victoria Beckham, every day is Christmas. “I have my own butler and I’m quite good looking. Merry Christmas. I own a stadium.” I can’t relate to that song. –Jimmy Fallon

The same surgeon who corrected Victoria Beckham's breasts

"After 25 years Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver are separating. She said, 'I'll give you 25 years to learn to speak English. If not, we're done.'" –Jimmy Kimmel



"Bristol Palin said she had corrective surgery to fix her jaw, not cosmetic surgery. She must have gone to the same surgeon who corrected Victoria Beckham's breasts." –Jimmy Kimmel


"Gaddafi hasn't been seen since April 30. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Nose job." –Jimmy Fallon


John Hulse painting