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Sunday, May 22, 2016

retirement balls





"Problems for Mitt Romney. The main part of his campaign has been attacking illegal immigration. Well, it turns out his lawn is being taken care of and landscaped by illegal immigrants. Not only is he in trouble politically, but Wal-Mart is now accusing him of taking their employees." --Jay Leno

"Barack Obama on the show tonight. He's reminds me a lot of Bill Clinton in the sense that he also doesn't tell Hillary what his plans are." --Jay Leno

"Former Secretary of State Colin Powell said Wednesday that it is time to face reality and recognize that Iraq is in a state of civil war. Powell made the statement after growing what are known as 'retirement balls.'" --Amy Poehler



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