And it rhymes with muster bluck

"The White House does not yet believe Iraq is in a civil war, though they did concede that a conflict has entered a new phase. And it rhymes with 'muster bluck.'" --Amy Poehler

"First Lady Laura Bush was on TV unveiling the White House menu for Christmas Dinner. For dessert, I guess they're going to feast on whatever or whoever Dick Cheney shoots that day." --Jimmy Kimmel

"A trainer at Sea World Adventure Park in San Diego was hospitalized Thursday after a killer whale grabbed him and twice held him under water during the show. On the bright side, the trainer did give up locations of three al Qaeda hideouts." --Seth Myers

"President Bush met with the Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki.  Afterwards President Bush said 'Maliki is the right man for the job.' Just to remind you, President Bush also said FEMA's Michael Brown was the right man for the job, Donald Rumsfeld, right man for the job, Tom DeLay was the right man for the job, which would be ok if Bush was the right man for the job." --Jay Leno