"President Bush in
Vietnam. I bet you never thought you'd hear those words in the same sentence.
It's like saying Bill Clinton and celibacy in the same sentence." --Jay
Leno
"Trent Lott has
regained a position of leadership. He was the former majority leader who lost
his post for racially insensitive commentary. I believe he mentioned that Strom
Thurmond in 1948, who ran as a segregationist candidate, should have won. But
now, sound the irony alarm. He has recaptured a position and his position -- I
kid you not -- in the Senate will be minority whip. So, my guess is he takes to
that job like, let's say, white on rice." --Jon Stewart
"Yesterday in a 25 to
24 vote, Republicans welcomed back Lott back into their leadership and named
him minority whip. That is great for Trent. They say minority whip is a
stepping stone to Grand Wizard." --Stephen Colbert
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