"Senator Trent Lott,
who was ousted from the Senate leadership four years ago because of remarks
considered racially insensitive, won election Wednesday, as the Senate Minority
Whip. But Lott was disappointed to learn this doesn't mean he gets to whip
minorities." --Seth Myers
"President Bush on
Monday met for more than an hour with the independent panel examining strategic
options for Iraq and cautioned afterward that while he's open to new ideas,
he'd like them to come only from people who agree with him." --Amy Poehler
"President Bush,
trying to gain international support in Iraq met with leaders in Vietnam.
Experts say nothing builds support for a war like a trip to Vietnam."
--Conan O'Brien
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