"Vice President Dick
Cheney says he will spend election day tomorrow hunting. Hunting the most
dangerous prey of all -- old men. This will be the vice president's first
hunting trip since he shot his friend in the face since last February and its
about time. The old man population is getting out of hand." --Jimmy Kimmel
"The leader of a
Christian group has resigned after allegations surfaced that he frequently paid
a man for sex. People are shocked because this guy's always been a critic of
gay marriage. In defense, the Christian leader said, 'Hey, it's not like I
married the guy.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Ted Haggard, the
leader of the largest evangelical organization in America, resigned because a
gay male prostitute said that he and the reverend had been having lots of meth
amphetamine-fueled sex. Now the reverend did the Christian thing earlier this
week and denied it. Now he says, 'Okay, I did hire a gay male prostitute, but
only for a massage.' To which Mark Foley said, 'I'm even calling this one b---
s---.'" --Bill Maher
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