"That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he
was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my
life.” Which may explain why on the ride home, he was strapped to the roof of
the car." --Bill Maher
"Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill.
He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on
to prevent procreation, nothing works better that a sweater vest." --Bill
Maher
"Santorum made a speech and said, 'If we follow the path
of President Obama and his overt hostility to faith in America, then we are
heading down the road to the guillotine.' The guillotine, really? This is why
he's ahead. In one sentence, he hit on all the things they love at the
Republican convention: logical fallacies, Obama paranoia, and f*ck the
French." --Bill Maher
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