"Donald Rumsfeld has
resigned and the new Secretary of Defense is a guy named Robert Gates. He's a
close friend of the Bush family. Yeah, that always works out pretty well.
Rumsfeld took it pretty well. He said he's eager now to move on to try and
legalize torture in the private sector." --David Letterman
"If the results hold
up, George Allen will no longer be able to put the word senator in front of his
name. He'll have to go back to his old title, 'Imperial wizard.' He was just
two racial slurs away from winning." --Jay Leno
"Big, big win for the
Democrats. Senator Hillary Clinton's overwhelming victory has fueled
speculation that she will run for president in 2008. In other words, there was
some good news for Republicans." --Conan O'Brien
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