"President Bush
pardoned the White House turkey today. A lot of people are wondering why this
particular bird was chosen to be saved. It turns out this turkey had donated
thousands of dollars to the Republican National Committee." --Jay Leno
"Tomorrow of course
is Thanksgiving, the day we get together with our relatives, or as Donald
Rumsfeld calls it, acceptable torture." --Jay Leno
"Two anti-war
activists are now organizing a Global Orgasm for Peace day. They want everyone
in the world to have an orgasm at the same time. Good luck. It's hard enough
trying to get two people together. Imagine six billion. Orgasm for peace?
Wasn't that Clinton's foreign policy?" --Jay Leno
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