it sent a chill up and down where their spine used to be

"The Democrat-controlled Congress' approval rating is now somewhere between rectal itch and that douchbag on the Internet who says 'leave Britney alone.' Their approval ratings is 11%. 11%! They were so stunned at this number, the Democrats, that it sent a chill up and down where their spine used to be." --Bill Maher

"But, come on, it's not all bad. Hillary did call  Dick Cheney Darth Vader.  Which is very unfair, because Darth Vader would have caught bin Laden by now." --Bill Maher

"Iran's president wanted to lay a wreath at Ground Zero, but his critics said, 'No, no. You are trying to exploit Ground Zero for political gain, and that is  Rudy Giuliani's job.'" --Bill Maher